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Zimbabwean Mandla Ngwenya ordered to repay £150 000 made from stealing M and S trousers
Mandla Ngwenya is reported to have amassed a £150 889.00 fortune over six years stealing trousers from Marks and Spencer.
Mandla Ngwenya would steal trousers and wear them under his tracksuit bottoms. He would then claim refunds using forged receipts. Now he has to learn the hard way that crime does not pay. Mandla is one [...]
Wife killer to drive London Black Cabs
3. September 2009
A paranoid schizophrenic who strangled his wife has been given permission to study as a London black cab driver. The move to allow the wife strangler to drive black cabs has angered other drives who say this will affect their integrity.But, I’m sure the most angry people will be the London cab users, angry at [...]
Continue reading...Notts County now in for Manchester City’s Benjani
1. September 2009
Highly ambitious League One club, Notts County are reportedly interested in signing Zimbabwe captain Benjani. Sven Goran Eriksson the new director of football at Notts County is reported to be making a daring late move to sign Benjani from his former club Manchester City in a club record deal.Eriksson rates the hard working Benjani highly [...]
Continue reading...Baboons having fun at Knowsley Safari Park
21. July 2009
Tourists visiting Knowsley Safari Park can only watch as 140 baboons spring the lock and scamper up trees with anything from bras to boots. The raids have now become so regular that keepers have issued an animal Asbo – or anti-social baboon order – meaning drivers with roof luggage are diverted outside the enclosure. David [...]
Continue reading...Hull City targets Benjani Mwaruwari
19. July 2009
Hull City are reported to be interested in taking Zimbabwe captain Benjani on a season long loan from Manchester City.The News of the World reports that Hull City boss Phil Brown wants Benjani to lead the attacking line at the KC stadium next season. With all the big names that have signed for Manchester City [...]
Continue reading...UK pledges £5 million aid to Zimbabwe
23. June 2009
The British government has pledged £5 million aid to Zimbabwe. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown told Zimbabwe Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai that there were “great signs of progress” in Zimbabwe but more reforms were needed before Britain would start large-scale development aid to Zimbabwe.£4 million will go towards food aid, whilst 31 million pounds is [...]
Continue reading...Broadband on the Tube – I love it!
22. June 2009
My Internet is one thing I can not live without. At home and on the mobile and at work, I have to get on the Internet. Now the UK government plans to have broadband on the Underground, that will add a bit of life on the Tube.Tube passengers could also make mobile phone calls while [...]
Continue reading...New Dress Code requires staff to wear underwear
20. June 2009
It’s a real funny world. A new dress code that requires City Hall staff to wear underwear is being enforced.The City Council of Brooksville, Florida passed the law, 4-1 the only opposition came from the Mayor. The Mayor thinks the law will take away freedom of choice. The city employees must also wear deodorant. Does [...]
Continue reading...Would you watch an exhibition of Corpse Sex?
18. June 2009
Anatomist Dr Gunther von Hagen is to unveil his latest exhibition showing two corpses having sex. The sex couple will be shown at The o2’s Body Worlds exhibition in London. It is said to have caused a furore when it was exhibited in Germany, but von Hagens says he received hundreds of messages urging him [...]
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12. September 2009
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