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Muface ne Chimoko pa Barbershop

July 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Muface akapinda mu barbershop for a haircut and saw a lady sweeping and cleaning the mirror.
Man : Sister makabatana, let’s go out tonight.
Lady: Ah ini ndakaroorwa, what do I tell my husband?
Man: Just tell him that work is tight, saka you will be coming home late
tonight.
Lady: Chingovataurirai mega ndivo vacho varikukugerai.
Man:……………..Maita henyu ambuya for participating, ndiri kunyora
Dissertation rangu re Bachelor’s degree in Sociology kuona kuti upombwe
hurikuti dzosera kumashure sei.

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Zimbabwe Jokes – Chinoz Zvakare

July 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment

After a heated argument with his wife a man said, “noziva vakadzi muri madhongi, mese zvenyu muri madhongi chaiwo.” One day as they were driving home they saw a Donkey and the wife said.

“Uchenjere kutsika amai vako babes!”

Chinoz Zvakare

Chinoz was busy masturbating with his left hand.

He then changed to his Right hand and started smilling to himself saying…

“Gore rino chihure chichandiwuraya!”
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Fathers Watch Out

July 11, 2011 By Leave a Comment

A Man had 4 children. The government made a public announcement to its citizens that, if you have five children you will get $50,000 per month as aid grant to support the family.

The man told his wife directly “honey, I must admit, em… I have a child with my girl friend and I am going to bring him”.

She gazed at him in shock, he could not wait but dashed out to fetch the son. When he returned, he was amazed to see only two of his children remaining.


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She replied, ” you were not the only person that heard the announcement……their fathers has come to take them….”

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter pledges $1m for Football schemes in Zimbabwe

July 5, 2011 By Leave a Comment

FIFA president Sepp Blatter pledged $1m (£620,575) over four years for football schemes in Zimbabwe. Another $500,000 (£310,300) will be provided to support training under Fifa’s worldwide Goal project. Speaking during his two day visit to the country Blatter also called for life bans for everyone found guilty in the match fixing scandals.

ZIMBABWE SEPP BLATTERLast national team captain Method Mwanjali and four other players reportedly admitted to accepting brides to influence matches during a tour to Thailand and Malaysia.

“Football is more than kicking a ball,” Blatter said at a news conference. “I do not come to Africa to impose European football, I respect particularities and culture. Africa has more talent than Brazil but Africa’s talent is not yet developed.”

Sepp Blatter also watched the Mighty Warriors’ Cosafa Women Championship tie against Malawi, which Zimbabwe won 8-2.

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June 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment

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May 6, 2011 By Leave a Comment

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