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Bambo Tipasileni Dishi……Sinyoro at the funeral
Hello ma Zimbabwe amahle!
“Chekudya chese tanga warayira…..” Still remember this song by Biggie Tembo? Don’t just refuse food, you never know what you maybe missing….hauzive chakakodza Nguruve. Nyaya dzema funeral dzakaoma hamawe-e….it’s a sad time, but nyaya yekudyisa vanhu sadza ne cabbage risina mafuta inoita here hamadzangu?Well, Sinyoro went to the funeral and probably like [...]
Don’t Mess With The Xhosa Guy
22. September 2009
A Xhosa guy drove into Jozi and stopped at a rough nightclub. When he came out his car was gone. He rushed back into the bar, pulled out a gun and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Who stole my car?” he yelled.No one answered.” I’m gonna have another beer and if my wheels aren’t [...]
Zimbabwe Bank Cheque – God Help Us!!!
4. December 2008
Can you tell what the value of this cheque is?????
If you can tell the value of this bank cheque and if you are OK dealing with Quads, Quintillions and Sextillions…..then you can survive in Zimbabwe today.This must be a world record….where else in the world do they have such bank cheques???
Mugabe is killing us softly……
Thanks [...]
Baked Beans And The Women In Love- This is too good not to share
31. October 2008
The ‘Love Story’ story was emailed to me by one of my friends.
This is hilarious! Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue, I think you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!This is the story – One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I [...]
Best Irish Joke!
30. October 2008
The joke voted the best Irish loke for 2007! Funny!
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife! ‘That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, ‘I [...]
Married Man’s Prayer: Why married man have girlfriends
1. October 2008
Dear Lord
Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met Grace, I thought she was meant for me but I’ve come to realize that water and oil do not mix. It is true that I like to look at other women but [...]
Cde Chinoz on Zimbabwe Talks
30. September 2008
“I emu apiring to the piporo of Zimbabwe to kamu and assist in mobirising rezosis in the fomu of eni assistenzi, be it brangetsi, water, eni fomu of food, kurodzi and eni other assistenzi you keni think of… kesh and in kind even peturu, mawuyu kana (or) matohwe,” Chinotimba said on Dead B.C. just after [...]
Continue reading...At work with Mutasa, Matonga and Zimbabwe Prime Minister Tsvangirai
18. September 2008
Zimbabwe Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai alights from his Limo and heads toward his office. He meets Mutasa on the way….
Mutasa: Mamuka sei shefu?
Tsvangirai: Hesi Mutasa ndamuka, wamukaseivo iwe?
Mutasa: Regai ndikubatirei briefcase renyu Save, mungaremerwa
Tsvangirai: Nice of you, thanks.
Mutasa: Boss I must admit I am humbled and impressed with the way things are [...]
Zimbabwe Prime Minister Tsvangirai
18. September 2008
Well, first let me say congratulations to our new Zimbabwe Prime Minister, Morgan Tsvangirai. He deserves his chance to lead the country – he went through a lot of trouble and humiliation from Mugabe and his Zanu PF colleagues.
“Hanzi zviroto zviroto” …..they thought Morgan was dreaming. “We will never salute Tsvangirai” they swore…..nothing is certain [...]
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